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Joke of the Day
"Where did the general put his armies? In his sleevies."
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"Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in Babies R Us don't have price tags."
"Lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the crime? Girlfriend: honey he can't even commit to this relationship Entire jury: OH SNAP"
"I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download & install Firefox up to three times faster."
"Cats are great for testing because they have 9 lives."
"I'm a man who hates rocks *smashes a rock with a sledgehammer* oh great I just made like a thousand more rocks"
"A guy walks into a Starbucks and orders a tall blonde to go... The girl behind him then leaves."
"Hey, reddit, what is the most offensive joke you know? I just thought of this one. It should be pretty entertaining!"
"Dear woman who likes to bring her friends along on our first date. You are simply giving me more options just in case I am not feeling you."
"Having a talk about drugs with my 11 yr old, and she said ""If I'm going to do anything, it will be hot boys."" I think I just had a stroke."