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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between an onion and a hooker? I always cry when I cut an onion"
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"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a piece of fruit? Oranges have thick skin"
"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist fuck."
"If I were a dinosaur, I'd be a swagasaurus."
"Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it."
"If you say ""people either love me or hate me"" it's a pretty safe bet that most of them hate you."
"What's Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"
"If the Wu-Tang Clan started a cross-country shipping company, would you use them? Nah. Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthing ta truck wit."
"I've got an inferiority complex. But it's not a very good one."
"What's the difference between an orange? One of them doesn't."