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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between an onion and a hooker? I always cry when I cut an onion"
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"Kim Kardashian will star in new commercials for Geico as part of a promotion for new slogan.. So easy, a caveman could do her!"
"Just had a moment where I wanted to scroll down to read the comments looking at my bank balance online."
"One advantage The Monkees had over The Beatles was the opposable thumb"
"Kylo Ren: I can't read your mind! How are you resisting me?! Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape."
"What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene"
"Why doesn't barbie have any kids?"
"Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk and I swatted one how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!"