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Joke of the Day

"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Lol they can't change anything"

"Why is DeadMau5 bad at math? He drops the base when doing logs."

"Short, but good nonetheless Every ""yo mamma"" joke has been done thousands of different times, by thousands of different people. Just like yo mamma."

"Did you hear about the guy who landed in the hospital after shoving 8 plastic toy horses in his butt? His condition is stable."

"Pretty lame how horses and dogs don't capitalize on their ability to wear 2 pairs of jean shorts at once"

"""What you don't know won't hurt you."" Oh, yeah good logic. Unless what I ""don't know"" about is the man waiting for me in the parking lot."

"I just got married to a young woman from Thailand and she told me that a small penis is okay. I still wish she didn't have one though."

"Did you hear about the guy who used the door knocker? He won a no bell prize. I'm sorry if this is a repost. I searched but couldn't find anything close."

"When telling jokes to identical twins make sure you tell them the whole joke ........ because you just can't tell them a part."

"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle? ""You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."""