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Joke of the Day

"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Lol they can't change anything"

"Wanna hear a joke? My fucking grades after my midterms."

"What do gay alligators eat for breakfast? Cockadiles"

"Mitt Romney's Presidency."

"Simba was moving too slow So I told him to Mufasa"

"Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, ""what's your costume going to be?"" ""I'll be Bach"""

"Only after getting married you realise that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes."

"Saw a cute girl at work today. I told her I get off in five minutes and she smiled. Then I said I finish work in one hour and she left."

"I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in."

"Each cigarette you smoke takes six minutes off your life. A friend of mine was such a heavy smoker he actually went back in time."