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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)"
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"For fathers day, I bought my dad a $100 gift card to the Apple Store... He said ""Thanks for the phone charger, son."""
"A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday... It would be funny if this joke had a punchline. Wooden tit."
"What did Anakin say to Padme right before they had sex? Let's see those Naboobies."
"Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? To see how long he slept."
"Did you hear about the Psychic midget that escaped prison? He was a small medium at large."
"Q: What do you do with a green ghoul? A: Wait until it ripens."
"What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window."
"Favstar is like that uncle we all have, he never works, but comes around every few months asking for money."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arfur ! Arfur who ? Arfur got !"