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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)"
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"What is Jesus' favorite workout? Crossfitting"
"Shout out to people that do not know what the opposite of in is!"
"How was your trip to Israel? This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty ""in tents""."
"Memo to self: Next time you fill out a job application and it asks about military service, it is best not to mention that you've Gone Commando a few times in your life."
"How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight? because he chose from the kids menu"
"What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off? Procrasturbation."
"What's the most popular website in Illinois? Cornhub.com"
"How is American beer like having sex in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water."
"I'll never understand women. A species that loathes you for asking their age, but tortures you forever if you forget their birthday."