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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who kept shooting birds? He was charged with First Degree Burder."
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"when I heard the news about Nintendo's president... it made my eye-wata"
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? (a little nsfw) I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass!"
"Why was Jered Fogle always late? He kept getting a little behind."
"Ate way too much..I'm gonna go to Africa and throw up everything I just ate for all the starving children..yes I do have a generous side."
"That ONE time In class you raise your hand, and some motherfucker screams out the answer."
"Nurse walking down a hallway reaches into her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer... She says, ""Great, some asshole's got my pen."""
"Why did this adhesive strip quit his work? He just couldn't tape it anymore.."
"A man walks into a barn The horse says, ""Why the wrong place?"""
"Some souls are consumed with what grows in the garden of others and then wonder, why their own does not flourish."