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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Jesus has nice abs? He does crossfit."
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"Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can."
"Went by the bank today and the female teller was flirting with me which was weird considering she saw my account balance."
"People who take tons of photos of themselves Have no selfie control"
"Repeat after me.... I Pam sofa king read card Ted. Complements of my 6th grader."
"What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches? On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch."
"An elephant and a naked man were standing next to each other... The elephant says ""It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?"""
"A rich kid sees a poor kid kicking a can down the road The rich kid says ""Hey, you, what're you doing?"" The poor kid says ""Moving."""
"Did you hear about the houseboat that crashed? Everything but the kitchen sank! lol it's shitty but this is what happens when i zone out at work"
"Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet? Because he can see the D"