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Joke of the Day

"How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb."

"I took a picture of the fog with my new iPhone 7.... iMist"

"Wanna hear a pun about a sausage? It's the Wurst."

"the ""i'm revealing my deepest insecurities to you with hope that you don't use them to utterly destroy me"" is silent in ""i love you"""

"My girlfriend said things needed spicing up a bit in the bedroom, so she introduced me to pegging. It did the trick we've been together ten years now. Give or take."

"I just like to sleep naked... The flight attendant could have been a bit more understanding."

"MOM: [walks into daughter's room, sees protest signs, history books, list of senators' phone numbers on bed] Are you... politically active?"

"On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun."

"Why is santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road because it was disabled"