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Joke of the Day
"I took a picture of the fog with my new iPhone 7.... iMist"
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"What kind of doctor deals with pussies? A whinecologist."
"Cinderella walks into a bar... ""I'd like a glass of shoes, please"""
"Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? A: Works pretty well, doesn't it?"
"If I had a dollar for every time I said this I would be making money in a real weird way! Best comic I ever heard, Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)."
"Why don't women need watches? There's a clock on the stove."
"Russian burglar What does a Russian burglar wear? ( In a Russian accent ) robber boots"
"Roses are red Violets are blue Undeleted txts will be used against you"
"Physics joke Yo mama so fat she has a spin of 2"
"Last night I dreamed I was eating a pillow When I woke up, my 10 pound marshmallow was gone."