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Joke of the Day

"Conversations with my pets: Me: Please could you Dog: OF COURSE! Me: I haven't said what it Dog: I LOVE YOU! Me: Please could you Cat: No."

"What is a buttress? A female goat."

"What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster? Messie Thank you and goodnight."

"Found a copy of ""Dr. No"" in German, and it only set me back nein euro."

"The ocean is full of sharks, jellyfish, man-eating octopus, and nightmare whales, but make sure you wait a half-hour after eating to go in."

"1 in 5 American children are now on food stamps which is why we must cut food stamps to reduce their dependency on food."

"A bunch of Greeks queued up in a line..."

"I use my teethbrush then go play feetball and commit arms robbery. Just giving you a head up. - people with the right amount of body parts"

"A knock knock joke from Westeros Knock knock Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? ...Hodor"

"Donal Trump supporters have become exactly what they hate: A minority"