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Joke of the Day
"You have to chose between your SO and one million dollars. What is the first thing you would buy?"
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"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey"
"How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place."
"Drew Barrymore is so hot. That's why E.T. is one of my favorite movies."
"Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned."
"how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"
"Note to self: I am a note"
"What's a mobster porn actress called? Sunny Corleone!"
"Have you see the movie constipation? No? That's because it hasn't come out yet."