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"I like my coffee like I like my Slaves... Free"
"Why do Ninjas always wear black? The skilled ones don't."
"What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones."
"A Muslim suicide bomber joins Reddit **Edit: Wow, this blew up!"
"My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek."
"What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries? A one trip pony :D"
"I just finished making a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time."
"Why did the Chihuahua laugh? The cow jumped over the moon."
"What do refugees drink? Foreignade."