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Joke of the Day

"Note to self: I am a note"

"Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?"

"A man robbed me of all my milk, cream, cheese, and butter. How dairy.."

"Seal walks into a club ..."

"Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly."

"I had my first UFO experience this morning I walked into the kitchen and said to the missus ""Morning fat ass"". Next thing there were flying saucers coming at me from everywhere!"

"Fun fact about Earth: It is an insane hellworld where a species of ape has harnessed the power of liquefied dead things to destroy itself."

"The Tea Party is the biggest case of Stockholm Syndrome ever. Poor people rallying to the cause of those keeping them in poverty."

"What do you call a Canadian singer eating French mustard on the roof? Ceiling Dijon."

"I love you -My Dad"