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Joke of the Day

"I love the Olympics, but missing Dateline due to the Olympics sucks. One of these athletes better end up being a serial killer or something."

"What is a traveler's favorite font? Times New Roamin'!"

"I just got a great deal on some real estate in California. It was a fire sale!"

"Chivalrous Indian"

"When a man can't open a jar, he has to throw it away and never speak of it again."

"An old couple was found dead in a drive in theater ... they came to see the movie ""Closed for Winter""."

"Good marriage requires communication: My wife tells me I'm wrong, and I tell her she's right."

"What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas?? Cancer."

"What hurts? When a man with a boner runs against a wall. And what is embarrassing? When his nose touches the wall first."

"An old woman ask her husband of 65 years... what would you do if I stated smoking? He quickly replies ""Slow down and use more lube."""