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Joke of the Day

"Me: *crawls in window* Him: What are you doing?! Me: You're my boyfriend now? Him: I'm calling the cops Me: But you retweeted me??"

"My wife called me an alcoholic, and I was so taken aback I spilled my drink... But I was able to wring out the placemat back into the glass, so everything's ok!"

"What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital? ICU"

"So a man robbed an underwear store... ...and the perpetrator was arrested briefly."

"Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday."

"Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy."

"Another lawyer joke What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One's a scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish."

"Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday? Sun of a beach"

"""Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons? It's just air!"" Exactly ""What?"" It's inflation ""I hate you"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chris ! Chris who ? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !"