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Joke of the Day

"""Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons? It's just air!"" Exactly ""What?"" It's inflation ""I hate you"""

"Why is it so hard to contact comedians? Because their marketing is a joke."

"What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You meet new people every day."

"It's the little differences that can be the most important. For example, the difference between getting laid at your high-school reunion and getting laid at your family reunion."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints."

"(in a rowboat with 6 starving people) ""I think you mean ""WHOM should we eat first"""

"Welcome to r/Jokes Where the jokes aren't funny and the points don't matter!"

"Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?"

"I misspelled ""marriage"" and Auto Correct changed it to ""mirage."" What do you know that I don't, Auto Correct?"

"Myspacebarhasstoppedworking Only joking"