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Joke of the Day
"Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday? Sun of a beach"
Next Joke
"Damn boy! Are you a slinky? Cause I wanna wanna push you down a flight of stairs, then kick you when you stop halfway to the bottom."
"The paleo diet is to eat only foods cavemen would have eaten. So, fruity pebbles, cocoa pebbles, the oatmeal with little dinosaur eggs, etc."
"My mom told me to only say sorry if I've killed someone sorry mom"
"You had me at ""I bet I can get that whole thing in my mouth."""
"Nothing makes me feel less like you really do wish me the best than signing your emails ""Best,""."
"I don't delete annoying people out of my phone. I give them new names so I know not to answer. ""Always needs a favor"" is calling, decline."
"Why don't the polar bears ever drink Diet Coke in Coca-Cola commercials? Because bears don't drink aspartame, dumbshit."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !"
"Receptionist: So you're here about your carpal tunnel huh..fill out these 20 forms and press hard so the copies are clear"