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Joke of the Day
"Don't try to sell a membership to the president of the fan club."
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"Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber? He committed barbercide."
"Why do we use black pens on white paper? So hangman is more realistic."
"Darth Vader could never find love.... He was looking in Alderaan places."
"An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve minors in here.""."
"Hmmph! I've been trapped at my desk at work plenty of times and no one ever comes to rescue me."
"[God creating the raccoon] God: make it cute with a lil mask Angel: haha aw okay God: also make it eat trash"
"I have no idea why these women called me a massaging gymnast All I said was that women belong in the kitchen."
"Where do all the normies play? In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina"
"What sound does an octopus make? A squid word."