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Joke of the Day
"How do you help a sick ghost feel better? Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!"
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"What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra."
"How many buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the enlightment comes from within."
"Raise your hand if you ever ran out of toilet paper and had to use a coffee filter. So, just me.."
"What do you call a boat full of Karma? An Upboat."
"This month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, and five Sundays but only FOUR Mondays. You're welcome!"
"To take revenge, I'LL EAT CHINESE."
"COP: do you know why I pulled you over ME: knock knock COP: who's there ME: do you know why I pulled you over COP: *begins to sweat* n..no"
"What do you call a bear that is missing all of its teeth?? A Gummy Bear!"
"I once illegally parked my vechile at a Foot Fetishists Convention to grab some good next door My vehicle got toed."