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Joke of the Day

"I once illegally parked my vechile at a Foot Fetishists Convention to grab some good next door My vehicle got toed."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth?"

"How do astronomers organize a party? They planet."

"Why do melons have to get married in a church? Because they cantaloupe."

"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because its too close to the gas chamber!"

"Two packets of crisps were walking down the street. A car slows down beside them and asks if they wanted a ride to where they were going. The crisps replied 'no, we're Walkers'"

"Talking dirty ""I've been a very bad girl,"" she said, biting her lip. ""I need to be punished."" ""Very well,"" he replied and installed Windows 10 on her laptop."

"Frankenstein the Gardner why is frankenstein a great gardner????"

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar The bartender asks her ""why the long face?"" !"

"Jimmy: What has 100 legs but can't walk? Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it"