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Joke of the Day
"Raise your hand if you ever ran out of toilet paper and had to use a coffee filter. So, just me.."
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"When I almost snapped after I heard the same joke over and over, I've found out what rhymes with orange ! Deez nuts ! Ha, got him !"
"My wife is such a bad cook,if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves."
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"In bed, women commonly mistake me for Usain Bolt because I always come first."
"When people ask ""what do you do"" I try to seem normal by saying things like ""Walk with my feet. Use water. See things that are there."""
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"Have a burning hatred for questions and people? YOU could be a medical receptionist!"