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Joke of the Day

"I saw a sign today that said ""tailor-made sandwiches"" What the hell does a tailor know about making sandwiches?"

"""LET MY PEEPHOLE GO!"" -Moses when the cops found the peephole he installed in the Womens washroom."

"Norm Macdonald tells a good joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q"

"An old woman and pizza delivery are a lot alike... They both ""come"" with a crust filled box."

"I heard Tim Howard's daughters are all still virgins. Cause ain't no balls getting past him."

"What snooker and women have in common? When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown."

"Did you hear about the new farmers dating site? It's full of hoes."

"Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? There was a face off in the corner"

"Sex on the beach means sand everywhere. You just do not want extreme exfoliation in some areas."

"Instead of presents, give your kids ""presence."" Then explain how homonyms can be hilarious. Then leave forever."