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Joke of the Day
"Norm Macdonald tells a good joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q"
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"You wanna hear a dirty joke A horse fell in the mud. And then some crazy lesbian who hates horses put on a strap on and fucked it till it died."
"I tried to make my password beefstew But it wasn't stroganoff"
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises"
"Still a lotta racism down south. Just today I saw some asshole on his whiteberry."
"How do you get everyone to click on your post? [NSFW] Put [NSFW] in the title."
"Donald Trump pushes Jimmy Fallon off a cliff.... Jimmy fallon proceeds to open his mouth and yell ""I'm Fallon son!"""
"Why did the salmon cross the road? Cuz it's fucking flooded."
"Finally looked up from my phone screen and noticed I'm being passed around by the crowd at a Blink 182 concert."
"Christmas Trees and The Pope Q: What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?? A: Their balls are for decoration only"