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Joke of the Day

"my dream job is to be the FBI guy who nicknames criminals. someone blew up a fish market? Tunabomber. easy."

"HOT LOCAL MOMS IN YOUR AREA ARE WAITING TO TUCK U IN & WILL BE CHECKING THAT TOOTHBRUSH SO GET IN THERE & DO IT RIGHT MISTER"

"If you asked Jesus on the cross what he wanted the holiday marking his death to be called, ""Good Friday"" would not have leaped to his mind."

"Joke: In my intro to archaeology lab, I had a pop-quiz about bones in the human body I couldn't find that humerus either"

"There are 3 types of people in this world People who can't count and people who can."

"What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan? a Rama-dana-ding-dong"

"I went to a zoo, but all they had was one sad-looking dog. It was a shih tzu."

"How are electric outlets punished? They're grounded."

"In Soviet Rusia: In soviet rusia, we post webs on the cat!"

"My girlfriend says I have a sharp tongue ... But I think she's just menstruating."