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Joke of the Day

"HOT LOCAL MOMS IN YOUR AREA ARE WAITING TO TUCK U IN & WILL BE CHECKING THAT TOOTHBRUSH SO GET IN THERE & DO IT RIGHT MISTER"

"The Bride of Frankenstein Dr. Frankenstein: I took the Bride Of Frankenstein to the Caribbean last month. Igor: Jamaica? Dr. Frankenstein: Yes."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur Trannyosaurus Rex"

"Joke from my daughter. What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato? HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle"

"Three nuns are on a bus, when a nude man with an erect penis steps on. Two of the nuns faint and the third has a stroke."

"-You talkin to my girl? *pops knuckles* -What if I am? *cracks neck* *dislocates shoulder* *breaks collarbone* *fractures skull*"

"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Because their sheep can hear zippers."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Seven is a registered six offender."

"I want to go see the new Purge movie... But I have to binge on the first two..."

"Dearest wife, The war on Christmas goes well. We found an elf stronghold & cut off its candy cane supply lines. Last night, they ate Donner."