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Joke of the Day

"HOT LOCAL MOMS IN YOUR AREA ARE WAITING TO TUCK U IN & WILL BE CHECKING THAT TOOTHBRUSH SO GET IN THERE & DO IT RIGHT MISTER"

"Three rifles walk into a bar... ... and one of them was assault."

"Where was Soloman's temple located? On the side of his head."

"Why are air hostesses bad at dating? Most men aren't interested in **plane** women."

"What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date? It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not?"

"Guess what? Dickbutt"

"Four out of five dentists recommend brushing to deal with plaque. The other one recommends attaching a lion head to it."

"My girl friend is a sex object. When I ask for sex, she objects."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram"

"What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding? ""Speed is relative, officer."""