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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend says I have a sharp tongue ... But I think she's just menstruating."
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"How come Jesus didnt play hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards!"
"I should probably see someone about my mental health, like a drug dealer or bartender or something."
"What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays? Ramadamadan."
"I just heard about a cannibal who passed a missionary on the jungle trail."
"Ugly Duckling is my favorite story that teaches kids it's okay to look weird for a while as long as u get ur act together and become hot."
"How do you steal a coat? You jacket"
"Whats the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause."
"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12."
"[at Chinese restaurant] ""Hi I'll have a large goingon"" -What is goingon? ""Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"""