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Joke of the Day
"Where's the best place to hide after committing a murder? Behind a badge."
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"Beeped my horn at this cute guy who walked by. He shot me a dirty look. He's playing hard to get, but I've started planning the wedding!"
"At 23:59 31.12.2015 I raised my left foot off the ground Just to be sure I start 2016 on the right foot"
"Asian gangs, also known as study groups.."
"You wanna know what made me realize I was Black As fuck I'm at the beach on a sunny day and to get a good pic I still needed the flash on"
"Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark? Professional courtesy."
"The company hates when I helicopter into work. It's always, ""zip up your pants and go see HR now!"""
"The pickle is like your sandwich's pet"
"I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly"
"two muffins were in an oven. one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ""its hot in here "" the second muffin turns to the first muffin and says "" holy shit a talking muffin"""