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Joke of the Day

"The company hates when I helicopter into work. It's always, ""zip up your pants and go see HR now!"""

"What's the definition of black foreplay? Don't scream or I'll kill you."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cook ! Cook who ? Cuckoo yourself I don't come here to be insulted !"

"if you're havin girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and they're all bottles of beer on the wall"

"A Japanese man wished to join the knights of England. The recruitment official turned him away, however, stating that there can not be any chinks in their knights' armor."

"What do Angels fans and gay men both have in common? They both love Pujols"

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're stuck up bitches."

"What's the worst part about looking at internet porn? When the librarian tells you to leave."

"How are women like 90 degrees? They're always right."

"Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu? so he could flip the bird"