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Joke of the Day

"At 23:59 31.12.2015 I raised my left foot off the ground Just to be sure I start 2016 on the right foot"

"What did Hitler get the Jews for Christmas? Nothing. Jews don't celebrate Christmas."

"""Yo man, what's shakin'?"" Nepal"

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive"

"Why did the Mexican food go to counseling? He wanted to taco bout his problems"

"If I ever wake up miniature I'm going to use a ravioli as a pillow and just go back to bed."

"My doctor prescribed a med that has ""weight loss"" as a side effect......I've never wanted to overdose so much in my life!"

"""It's payback time, bitches!"" - What I think every morning now that I wake my kids up."

"Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven? Peter. He can deny Jesus three times."

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."