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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the Orange want to be eaten? Because he wasn't feeling appealing."

"[walks into my bedroom to find my sister having sex with my bf] SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS I CAN'T BELIEVE UR DOING THIS TO ME THAT'S WHERE I EAT!!!"

"Geophysics Joke That argument is so weak, it can still be measured on the Richter Scale! Randomly popped into my head while watching an earthquake documentary."

"You know what's a weird Irish name? Patty O'furniture."

"Guy passes a buff guy on the street and asks, ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" He says, ""No, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"""

"What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest? Icy Dead People"

"""Have you tried putting balogna in it?"" ~me, as a marriage counselor"

"What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead."

"Dear Pope, Religion and birth control are more compatible than you may think. Every time a condom breaks, someone learns to pray."

"Before we talk about this very complicated topic, you should know that I read several sentences about it in an article once."