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Joke of the Day

"""Have you tried putting balogna in it?"" ~me, as a marriage counselor"

"I've been having a hard time getting around with my bad leg. Just goes to show limpin' ain't easy!"

"There are many fish in the sea. So while waiting I'll just play with my rod."

"A dyslexic man.. A Dyslexic man walks into a bra."

"A soft taco moved to a bad neighborhood and when he went back to visit his old friends they didn't recognize him... Because he had turned into a hard taco! Hehehe"

"whats white with red stripes and crawls slowly over the floor? Freshly whipped masochist!"

"What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster? You pop up all night."

"What will be the most useless invention? A waterproof teabag"

"My Boss thought that getting a vasectomy would keep his wife from getting pregnant. All it did was change the color of the baby."

"Q: What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow? A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night?!"