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Joke of the Day

"Before we talk about this very complicated topic, you should know that I read several sentences about it in an article once."

"I have no use for this *tosses dictionary out of glass square thing which you can see outside through*"

"The sub became horrible since it became default...anyone know of a better jokes sub similar to how this sub was pre-default?"

"What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!"

"What do you call a car that eats other cars? A carnivore."

"You guys ever seen a cockatoo? Yeah? I bet you have."

"Frozen (2013) A young girl spends years in solitude & must plan her parent's funeral alone because her sister is secretly one of the X-Men"

"Remember when you were young and everything was new and you were filled with optimism and hope? Anyway here's a new thing to buy from Apple."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints!"

"Billy and his dad. Billy's dad walks into his room and says ""Billy, if you don't stop masturbating you're going to go blind."" To which Billy replies, ""Hey Dad, I'm over here!"""