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Joke of the Day
"What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest? Icy Dead People"
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"I've just been sentenced to 6 months in prism It'll give me a chance to reflect"
"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet."
"I've never been wrong Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken."
"What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora? M'laria"
"Why can't white girls finish their sentences? Because they can't even"
"Who is the funniest tennis player? Djokovic"
"What has two legs and bleeds? Half a cat....."
"Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground? No depth perception."
"A programmer gets upset when he hears women shouldn't be objectified... He demands, ""Are you suggesting women are primitives?"""