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Joke of the Day

"Guy passes a buff guy on the street and asks, ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" He says, ""No, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"""

"If you notice This notice, then you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing."

"Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? They want to keep the right to bear arms."

"Why did the AC wave try to hang himself? He was sinusoidal."

"I drink my alcohol responsibly...spilling is not an option"

"It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed."

"What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !"

"""Every time I go out, the paparazzi wants to make an oil painting of me. So annoying."" - 1700s celebrity"

"Few things look as optimistic as a dog butt trotting off into the distance"

"there's a pile of shoes by the door and you're looking for the pair that will be the quietest for when you leave"