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Joke of the Day

"Guy passes a buff guy on the street and asks, ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" He says, ""No, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"""

"Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto? Because hes not a planet."

"A man, his son, and their dog walk into a bar. ""Ouch!"" ""Ouch!"" ""Woof!"""

"All I've learned from reading Yelp reviews is that everyone's a tiny little tyrant who thinks they're the most important person in the world"

"I hear cancer is hard to beat No one got past stage 4."

"An Apple computer walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""What'll it be, Mac?"""

"A dung beetle walks into a bar ""Is this stool taken?"""

"What s the difference between an ostridge ? it can neither fly"

"What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain? It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain."

"Stretching before working out is for wussies could someone please call 911?"