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Joke of the Day

"What side of the American flag are the stars on? Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day."

"What's Forest Gump's Facebook Password? 1forest1"

"What does the rest of the colony call an old ant? An antique."

"two snakes in the desert Two snakes are crossing the desert. After a while one says to the other: Slow down, lets rest, i cant feel my feet."

"What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair. ^sorry"

"when i got asked to do the thanksgiving prayer Thanks Obama!"

"What's an Irish seven course meal? A six pack and a potato"

"The day you can post smells on the Internet will be the worst/best day ever"

"None for me. I'll eat when I'm dead ""You don't understand how that saying works, do you?"" I'll understand how the saying works when I'm dead"

"I still see some of my ex-girlfriends. Well, not so much see, more like...watch."