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Joke of the Day

"What side of the American flag are the stars on? Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a well known six offender."

"mad gf How do you know when your girlfriend is mad at you? She leaves the string in the Bloody Mary"

"What's ISIS's favourite song? Niggas in Paris"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Slutty and blonde, with low self esteem"

"I like my pizza like I like my women Absolutely no pubic hair."

"Bought myself a really tight fit bomber jacket the other day But once I had got it on it wouldnt go off..."

"America leads the world in religious people who use 'bless your heart' as an insult."

"Mona Lisa's Mother If Mona Lisa's mother were Jewish, she would have said: ""Mona, bubbeleh, after all the money your father and I spent on your brace, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"""

"A silly little joke I just made up about schizophrenia Person 1: I'm not schizophrenic! Person 2: I never said you were. Person 1: Oh, sorry, I guess I must be hearing things."