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Joke of the Day

"Bought myself a really tight fit bomber jacket the other day But once I had got it on it wouldnt go off..."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a fan of anti-jokes."

"Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin? Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays"

"Nothing makes me second-guess my language like a little voice chirping, ""Mommy, I found your freaking measuring spoons."""

"""Poop"" is quite possibly the shittiest palindrome in the whole English language."

"Daddy, where do oranges come from? Well son, when a red and a yellow really love each other..."

"Whats the best part about a dead hooker The second hour is free"

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve"

"I like the sound of you not talking."

"Parenting Tip: Wear clothing with pockets so you can flip off your children inconspicuously."