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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee Slutty and blonde, with low self esteem"
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"Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones."
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"Never laugh at your girlfriends choices... your one of them."
"Haiku of the week ""James, you have Tourette's."" ""I'm afraid there is no cure."" ""Fuck! Shit! Cunt!"" said James."
"Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com? Yes I found it very absorbing."
"If singer/actor Meat Loaf got sick and refused treatment... the newspapers headline could be ""Meat Loaf Aday keeps the doctor away"""
"What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes? Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... ""Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"""
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"I'm from the friendzone originally But now I live in the bae area."