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Joke of the Day

"Mona Lisa's Mother If Mona Lisa's mother were Jewish, she would have said: ""Mona, bubbeleh, after all the money your father and I spent on your brace, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"""

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"How do you know that Beyonce is a hardcore programmer? VB ALL NIGHT!!!!!"

"I use profanity freely because it doesn't seem right to charge you (ya cunt!)"

"What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea? I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face."

"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog."

"Three men walk into a bar you would think the third one would have ducked"

"How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze? You invite two of them."

"TIFU by being a dyslexic bus driver Whoops, wrong bus"

"I'm no different than the average working guy. I have two arms, two legs and 4.2 billion dollars. ~ Donald Trump"