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Joke of the Day

"Ever heard of the 68 position? You go down on me now and I'll owe you one."

"I bet Abraham Lincoln would rather go watch another play than watch this debate."

"I'm 100% sure Zebra's didn't earn those things."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? One. But only if the light bulb wants to change."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 the headphone jack"

"[religion]What's the difference between Jezus and a picture of Jezus? You only need one nail to hang the picture"

"What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes."

"Nothing makes me turn off my car and start leisurely tweeting faster than someone honking at me to pull out of a parking space."

"Worm CEO cuts workforce in half, doubles productivity"

"Teacher And Student Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? Student: We borrow it from our neighbor."