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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a zoo. All he sees is a dog. What kind of zoo is it? A shit-zoo."

"Chef Joke. What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking? Gordan Ramses"

"Sunday mornings are a great time for me to reflect on why I haven't killed anyone yet"

"What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !"

"Why did they make the toilet paper so hard in North Korea? Because the Party wants to make every asshole Red."

"Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom? because he wasn't a fungi!"

"Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?"

"Why do soccer players not play in the rain? It makes their makeup run."

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. When I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew.."

"Have you seen that old movie about the KKK? I hear it's a real cult classic."