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Joke of the Day

"I had sex with a prostitute in a clown costume before Stephen King wrote that horror novel. In a pro pre-It."

"Breaking: Microsoft announces the Monkees catalog now available on Zune."

"Jesus Christ walks into a motel and drops a handful of nails on the counter. He asks Can you put me up for the night ?"

"What do you call a woman who sells sex for noodles? A Pasta-tute!"

"There is 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't"

"What do you call a drunk elf? Legless"

"I don't have shower thoughts. They're against my religion. I'm a Bathtist."

"A daughter asked her mother, ""Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'? Her mom replied, ""Honey, you should have asked me last nightit was on the tip of my tongue."""

"A horror movie with all black people lmao ""Ayo what's going down in ya basement?"" ""That ain't my business"" ""I feel ya"" *Rolls credits*"

"What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise? ""LMAO"""