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Joke of the Day

"Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact spot where you need a hole dug for a tree."

"Help me make a joke to this punchline... (optional type of) science isn't an exact science."

"Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!"

"Why does the shortage of strip clubs in the middle east make ISIS so angry? Because there aren't enough ho stages."

"The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry... ...they really *did* love that cat. > Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*"

"What's the difference between a black person and cancer? Cancer got Jobs"

"Why did the chicken marry the crocodile? Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name."

"I'm not racist. White people scare me too."

"What do you call a guy who likes to lose? Ewan"

"My mom sometimes texts me pictures of Buddha with an inspirational text like: ""Be kind to others, Evil Lisa"""