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Joke of the Day

"Its stupid of Apple to include Health apps with their products... ...Everybody knows that people with one Kidney are not supposed to run."

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? one can wash their crack and re-sell it!"

"Why are hurricanes named after girls. Because there not himicanes"

"If my dad were alive today he would say, ""Mark stop telling people I'm dead"""

"You like I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?! Then you'll love Aunt Jemima's new ""You Butter Recognize!"""

"I could be way funnier with like, 143 characters to work with."

"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face."

"What does my ex and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."

"Netflix would be by far the best dating site. ""Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Pokemon for 12 straight hrs"""