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Joke of the Day

"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"Why don't dirty commies shower? Because they don't want to wash away their Marx."

"[rap battle] *drops the mic* *scrambles around trying to pick up the mic* [20min earlier] *other guy covering my mic in butter*"

"You know what is blown out of proportions? Overweight suicide bombers."

"Teenage Driver: But officer I'm a college man. Policeman: Sorry but ignorance is no excuse."

"Girl was towelling her wet pussy, she enjoyed it and started rubbing it vigorously... Until the pussy cried MEOW and ran away. Always be kind to animals..!!"

"Why non-smokers don't take bubble blowing breaks is beyond me"

"Can we get a ""no arms, no legs"" thread going here? I need some good ""no arms and no legs"" jokes to tell"

"What fruit makes you confused? Papayas See, you're confused right?"

"What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies? A Corgisbord."