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Joke of the Day
"How many potatos do you need to kill an Irishman? None."
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"History of panties... 50 years ago you'd have to pull down her panties to see her ass. Today, you have to pull her ass apart, to see her panties."
"Jesus fed 5000 with 5 loaves and 2 fish. I can't even satisfy myself with a family sized lasagne"
"So my friend called me last night to tell me about how his Swedish car broke down But I told him I didn't have time for his Saab stories"
"I reached blindly inside my cavernous mom bag for a lip balm and I touched something I didn't recognize. Go on without me."
"What does a flame smell like? Burnt nose hair."
"How are condoms like cameras? They capture your special moments."
"A priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""What is this? A joke?"""
"My mom laughed when I said me and my brother Al were gonna build a car out of tacos... You should have seen her face when I drove Al pastor."
"Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."