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Joke of the Day
"Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
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"What do you tell a girl with two black eyes.. nothin! You already told her twice"
"Pick Up Chinese Girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629"
"Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!"
"""anyone for turkey burgers?"" turkey: well sure haha ""oh, it's not a burger for turkeys"" turkey: what is it then ""uhh"" turkey: say it"
"Kids these days be like.. Hashtag, you're it"
"Why is it that when a guy nails a ton of girls, he's called a stud... ...but when he nails a ton of studs, he's in construction?"
"Sinead O'Connor has gone missing whilst going out on a bike ride. I'll start to get worried when it's been seven hours and fifteen days"
"Not saying obamacare is perfect but the data doesn't lie. With Obamacare there've been zero Hitlers. Before obamacare there was at least one"
"Every summer I go to Grammar Camp we discuss creative ideas and pitch our new tense."