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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""What is this? A joke?"""

"I saw that new movie about N.W.A I rate it Straight/Compton"

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND *holds up a cat*"

"*holding a glass of white wine with 2 hands like it's a mug of hot cocoa*"

"Me: Are these your kids? Boss: ""Yep"" They're gorgeous! ""Thanks"" Step kids? ""Nope"" Adopted? ""No.."" .. "".."" She's cheating on you.. ""Get out"""

"What's the most dishonest place on earth? The Library"

"I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me."

"The only thing more important than your happiness is mine so get on it."

"Two guys walk into a bar The third one ducks."

"What's your father's name? Teacher: What's your father's name? Kid: Joke!! Teacher: (irritatingly) are you kidding? kid: Nopes, he's my brother, I am joking!!"