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Joke of the Day
"What does a flame smell like? Burnt nose hair."
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"Did ypu know premature ejaculations are hereditary? It comes in your jeans."
"I decided today that I want to have kids I hope they taste good"
"I'd get in the back of their van if they told me they had a phone charger in it."
"A ginger, a brunette and a blonde in Hell Just kidding, how could a ginger go to hell without a soul?"
"What did Jimmy Carter say to Ronald Reagan? Let me Eat your Turds !! Lol !!"
"Falling vending machines kill more people per year than sharks. I've never even seen a shark near a vending machine."
"What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position? Ability to work under pressure."
"Once you go black you never go back... Fuck."
"My mom always said that I'd never find a man dumb enough to marry me. Well, I showed her..."