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Joke of the Day

"Interviewer: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Candidate: ""Honesty."" Interviewer: ""I don't think honesty is a weakness."" Candidate: ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""

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"I'm allergic to alcohol.... I break out in handcuffs."
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"i have to wake up at 3 am tomorrow to go to the airport i've honestly never felt more attacked and victimized than i do now"
"What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with? Smoked Muenster."
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