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Joke of the Day

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket... Suddenly she realises that some asshole has her pen."

"Lorena Bobbit has died in a tragic car accident. Some dick cut her off."

"Knock Knock... Knock Knock Who's there? Tom Hulce. Tom Hulce who? That's Hollywood."

"Women know that men are like linoleum . . . If they lay 'em right the first time, they can walk on them for years."

"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!"

"When people with bible quotes in their bio follow me...I don't know man. I think you're gonna have a bad time"

"I was confused when my wife asked me what I spent $108 on at the liquor store. I answered ""liquor?"" All is not a trick question. Apparently"

"Protestant joke Q: How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they live in eternal darkness."

"Louis FarraKhan and Jeffery Dalmer walk into a bar... ehhhh I got nothin.. just thought that would be a hilarious start to a joke."

"Giraffe: That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! [5 min later] *vomits*"