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Joke of the Day
"I hope Death is a woman... That way, it'll never come for me..."
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"Did you hear about the two men who were arrested for stealing a calendar? They each got six months"
"At this point, the most shocking outfit Lady Gaga could wear is a t-shirt and jeans."
"Apparently we can't call it crowbars anymore. Its actually jackdawbars"
"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""
"Lightbulb replacement..... How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one."
"I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back."
"How does a ghost eat a hotdog? By goblin it. Sorry"
"How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree? Wave to him!"
"*sees happy person* Can u stop that"