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Joke of the Day
"What is a vampire's favorite sport? Batminton."
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"I like my women as i like my whiskey... 10 years old and locked in a basement"
"A dyslexic walks into a bra."
"""Hellooooo? I'm tweeting here, pay some attention to me"" - everyone on twitter ever."
"Looks like balls = Scrotesque."
"I need the ""Viewer Discretion Advised"" voice to narrate my life."
"I wish people who made amateur porn would clean up their rooms first."
"Calling your girlfriend by her Moms name during a fight is a great way to escalate the situation."
"I was absolutely fuming when I walked out of the art store earlier Bitch didn't have my Monet"
"True Story, When I was a kid, my parents would always say ""Excuse my French"" just after a swear word. I'll never forget that first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French."